About Me

Born out of wedlock, adopted into a Christian home, somehow I turned out okay, finding my way in the world after growing up a goody two-shoes. Some of that goodness remains. I don't jaywalk and I've never, ever done an illegal substance. Yet, I've attempted to violate sodomy laws in every Bible Belt state and beyond.

If you're easily offended or confused, I don't recommend approaching me. I'm not safe for work (NSFW) and usually offensive to almost everyone who's ever met me. My sense of humor is biting, sarcastic, dry and can be harmful if swallowed (unless you're talking about my cum which can be swallowed but I prefer injecting elsewhere).

For all the basics of your interest, here we go.

My age (in the traditional year measurement) is 43.

My Zodiac sign (in case you care about that shit) is Taurus (and I promise I'm bullishly stubborn as hell). It's not much better if you're into the Chinese Zodiac cause it makes me a Ram and God knows I like to ram.

Born in Georgia and all my formative childhood and very early adulthood years spent here but I've also lived in Florida; Washington, D.C.; Virginia and Maryland. Currently, I live in the far northern suburbs outside Atlanta.

My educational experience includes Bachelor's and Master's degrees. Details of these forays into academia fail to properly convey the education and experience gained beyond the influence of most professors. That said, intelligence might be among the greatest aphrodisiacs for me.

For the puerile among the readers who probably skipped over that word to get to the so-called "good stuff," I stand six-three and weigh two-twenty. While I have a full head of brown hair highlighted by a touch of mature gray, I tend to cut it extremely short, measured in millimeters during the warmer seasons. I sport a goatee (not a van dyke) in the facial hair. My speckled green eyes hide behind glasses.

Adorkable, nerdastic, geekalicious, we all must face our destinies. I am a geek. I am a nerd. I know that, upon seeing me, most assume I'm the smartest guy in the room who can likely operate the audio-visual equipment or fix your computer. Under most circumstances, that assumption holds true.

However, just beneath the fa├žade of the geek holds a creative genius, a devious plotter and a mischievous thinker who maneuvers through and will mindfuck and stealth-fuck.

Introvert might best describe me, as you will rarely find me in crowds. Shyness isn't a problem. I speak with authority and I own my feelings. Someone once told me I had a "quiet dominance" that makes me a force. But since I don't conform to the normal ideal of what people think of dominant, because I'm not a muscle daddy in leather, I don't scream or order through gritted teeth.

So consider the alternative. Everyone else. Or me. Different. Unique. Unusual.